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Pain is relative. Money is forever.
I use the length of my leg hair to tell what month it is
Argue for your adjectives
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
IF YOU LIKE BOWS AND DISNEY PRINCESSES AND/OR WICKED AND YOU WANT TO SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESS, THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!
Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed
what the fuck kind of broke ass school do you go to
There was a four year old named Hermione at my work today. It’s started.
I found the best thing ever while thrifting today.